“There was a 14 hour black out on my street a few days ago. I thought I would pass the time playing Final Fantasy 1 on my iPhone, but it died. I decided to try to find my old GBA (even though it had not worked in years) – when I found it (as expected), it would not turn on. I said to myself silently, “I’d sell my soul to Satan for this thing to work so I can play Pokemon.” Then tried again. It worked. At first I was terrified, until I realized Satan is just like me…trying to catch ‘em all.”